birthdays

i have a feeling i was born on the wrong day. it was a Friday. so, technically i am supposed to be loving and caring. yeah, not so much. my projected birthday (according to the doctor. like he knows what the hell he’s doing) was a Tuesday. i am not full of grace. i am far from it. it trip on flat ground. nor am i deft at social grace.
i think i should have been a wednesday’s or thursday’s child. those feel more like me. i do feel more like a full of woe or a has far to go kind of person. if pressed to choose, i would say a has far to go type of person. i am what girls call a “fixer upper”. translation: boy needs help. oh well. back to figuring what else i’m not.

purple and blue

PURPLE: so, just got done watching Purple Rain. don’t know why, but i enjoy Prince’s music. Purple Rain has to be one of my all time favorite soundtracks/albums.

BLUE: Dr. Manhattan’s wang, or Watchmen. whatever you call the movie. i could have done with 98% less blue wang. i don’t even feel like watching porn because of that movie. other than that, it was pretty good.

wikiband

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.
4. Post a review of the resultant album.Band Name: National Dodgeball League

Album: Ross and Cromarty: a vaguely or variously defined area in the Highlands and Islands of Scotland.

1. Polystation: the name given to many PlayStation-like Nintendo Entertainment System hardware clones.

2. Oakley, Kansas

3. Kundalwadi: a city and a municipal council in Nanded district in the Indian state of Maharashtra.Famous lord Shiva temple (Kundaleshwar).

4. Houston Lake, Missouri: a city in Platte County, Missouri, United States. The population was 284 at the 2000 census.

5. Novrad: an anti-cough agent, whose enantiomer, Darvon, is a painkiller.

6. 5896 Narrenschiff: a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on November 12, 1982 by L. G. Karachkina at Nauchnyj.

7. Spare Time Machine: a 2007 album by Pepe Deluxé. It featured the band Husky Rescue, who fleshed out the live aspect of the record.

8. 380 (disambiguation): may refer to: The year 380 , The year 380 BC , 380 (number), the natural number , Mitsubishi 380, a family car built by Mitsubishi Motors Australia , .380 ACP, a rimless, straight-walled pistol cartridge, Airbus A380, a double-deck, four-engined airliner

9. Al Klink: an American swing jazz tenor saxophonist. Klink played with Glenn Miller from 1939 to 1942, and is heard trading solos with Tex Beneke on the most well-known version of "In the Mood".

10. Aerobic granular reactor: a type of waste treatment facility.

11. Trzebosz: a village in the administrative district of Gmina Bojanowo, within Rawicz County, Greater Poland Voivodeship, in west-central Poland.

12. Ashbritt: located in Pompano Beach, Florida, is an environmental services company providing engineering, construction management, operations/privatization, and other related services.

13. Vincente Nebrada: a Venezuelan dancer and choreographer.

14. Charles L. Allen: an American ordained Methodist minister most notable for his work as a Pastor.

15. Marcus Phillips (entertainer): an American singer/songwriter, actor, filmmaker, and breakdancer also known as Boss McGravity.

Review: Trying to create a world encompassing country album was an undertaking no person should ever do, but National Dodgeball League tried. Wandering between destinations, influences and science, this album lacks direction and focus. Kinda like the neighbor kid off his Ritalin. I recommend it for a good laugh, but don’t buy it. Just download it off the internet. No. Seriously. Stores won’t carry it.

just wondering

how long do you have to wait to realize you’ve wasted your life? i have a feeling i knew around the age of 5 that it was going to happen.

new year

finally. maybe this one will be better. fingers crossed.

i think i've lost it

so… i was installing a ground cable to my trailer today. i know. sounds kinda…well…rednck-ish. is redneck acceptable? maybe hick, country bumpkin? or do they prefer rural-american? i digress, sort of. any ways. as i was tightening the cable down, i saw a spider. so, being the nature lover that i am, i tried to kill it with my screwdriver. time goes by. i feel the urge to smoke (i know, it’s bad for me. boo hoo). as i’m standing there, i see a spider that looks remarkably similar to the one i tried to kill earlier. i began to apologize to the spider when i realized that: 1) i was speaking out loud to a spider and 2) it might not be the same spider. i then told the spider “i’m sorry if that wasn’t you, but all arachnid-americans look alike to me”. now, is this the invasion of political correctness invading my life or is it possibly the change that barack obama was speaking of coming to fruition? i’m not sure. but i am pretty sure that i’m slowly losing my mind.

cuz DAMN

2008 has been shit. so was 2007, but ’08, much worse. i don’t wish them on any one. if you made it through the past two years without incident, then good for you. me. life sucked. i lost people close to me. my problem is that i’m not equipped emotionally to deal with this. i close down. i bottle up. i go on. i just go on. work is draining, i hate my job. i takes me from the people i need to be near, but i’m too attached to the money to leave. well, not exactly. i’ve lived on less before. i think i dislike change more than i like the money. plus, the money lets me do the things for others that i couldn’t do before. that helps… a little. i’m so sleep deprived and stressed by work that i haven’t had much time to think about the past two years. i haven’t had time to think period. that is good. i dwell too much on past mistakes. i don’t regret them, by any means. i try to not regret things, too much baggage to carry. but, i do feel that they could have turned out differently. that’s beside the point. i was pleasantly numb recently, and then (insert ominous music) i got some free time and decided to browse the internet and came across a blog from Molly McAleer. then it all hit me again. fuck. oh, well. back to life. then i followed a link in her blog and…well,…fuck. i feel for these people, which i weird. it’s rare that i feel anything for people that i do not know, or affect people i know, but this hit me pretty hard. maybe it’s because i can relate. not sure what that says about me. not sure i care anymore. (and, just for good measure) fuck…………………………………………