Thursday, May 8, 2008

why i love overheard in new york

sounds like some of the conversations i have


That Sour Bacon Smell Has Already Given Us Away
Young Canadian tourist boy: Did you just fart?
Sister, sternly: Shhhh Dylan! We're in America now.

--Macy's
via Overheard in New York, May 6, 2008



Bart and Milhouse Are at It Again
Little boy #1: I bet you you can't do it!
Little boy #2: Oh yes I can! Don't underestimate me!
Little boy #1: Fine! Steal my soul!

--Broadway
via Overheard in New York, May 4, 2008

Monday, May 5, 2008

good morning

ever woke up feeling like your life story would be written in all lowercase, by a drunk bear? man, low self-esteem and weird dreams should not mix.