i have a feeling i was born on the wrong day. it was a Friday. so, technically i am supposed to be loving and caring. yeah, not so much. my projected birthday (according to the doctor. like he knows what the hell he’s doing) was a Tuesday. i am not full of grace. i am far from it. it trip on flat ground. nor am i deft at social grace.
i think i should have been a wednesday’s or thursday’s child. those feel more like me. i do feel more like a full of woe or a has far to go kind of person. if pressed to choose, i would say a has far to go type of person. i am what girls call a “fixer upper”. translation: boy needs help. oh well. back to figuring what else i’m not.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
purple and blue
PURPLE: so, just got done watching Purple Rain. don’t know why, but i enjoy Prince’s music. Purple Rain has to be one of my all time favorite soundtracks/albums.
BLUE: Dr. Manhattan’s wang, or Watchmen. whatever you call the movie. i could have done with 98% less blue wang. i don’t even feel like watching porn because of that movie. other than that, it was pretty good.
BLUE: Dr. Manhattan’s wang, or Watchmen. whatever you call the movie. i could have done with 98% less blue wang. i don’t even feel like watching porn because of that movie. other than that, it was pretty good.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
wikiband
1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.
4. Post a review of the resultant album.Band Name: National Dodgeball League
Album: Ross and Cromarty: a vaguely or variously defined area in the Highlands and Islands of Scotland.
1. Polystation: the name given to many PlayStation-like Nintendo Entertainment System hardware clones.
2. Oakley, Kansas
3. Kundalwadi: a city and a municipal council in Nanded district in the Indian state of Maharashtra.Famous lord Shiva temple (Kundaleshwar).
4. Houston Lake, Missouri: a city in Platte County, Missouri, United States. The population was 284 at the 2000 census.
5. Novrad: an anti-cough agent, whose enantiomer, Darvon, is a painkiller.
6. 5896 Narrenschiff: a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on November 12, 1982 by L. G. Karachkina at Nauchnyj.
7. Spare Time Machine: a 2007 album by Pepe Deluxé. It featured the band Husky Rescue, who fleshed out the live aspect of the record.
8. 380 (disambiguation): may refer to: The year 380 , The year 380 BC , 380 (number), the natural number , Mitsubishi 380, a family car built by Mitsubishi Motors Australia , .380 ACP, a rimless, straight-walled pistol cartridge, Airbus A380, a double-deck, four-engined airliner
9. Al Klink: an American swing jazz tenor saxophonist. Klink played with Glenn Miller from 1939 to 1942, and is heard trading solos with Tex Beneke on the most well-known version of "In the Mood".
10. Aerobic granular reactor: a type of waste treatment facility.
11. Trzebosz: a village in the administrative district of Gmina Bojanowo, within Rawicz County, Greater Poland Voivodeship, in west-central Poland.
12. Ashbritt: located in Pompano Beach, Florida, is an environmental services company providing engineering, construction management, operations/privatization, and other related services.
13. Vincente Nebrada: a Venezuelan dancer and choreographer.
14. Charles L. Allen: an American ordained Methodist minister most notable for his work as a Pastor.
15. Marcus Phillips (entertainer): an American singer/songwriter, actor, filmmaker, and breakdancer also known as Boss McGravity.
Review: Trying to create a world encompassing country album was an undertaking no person should ever do, but National Dodgeball League tried. Wandering between destinations, influences and science, this album lacks direction and focus. Kinda like the neighbor kid off his Ritalin. I recommend it for a good laugh, but don’t buy it. Just download it off the internet. No. Seriously. Stores won’t carry it.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.
4. Post a review of the resultant album.Band Name: National Dodgeball League
Album: Ross and Cromarty: a vaguely or variously defined area in the Highlands and Islands of Scotland.
1. Polystation: the name given to many PlayStation-like Nintendo Entertainment System hardware clones.
2. Oakley, Kansas
3. Kundalwadi: a city and a municipal council in Nanded district in the Indian state of Maharashtra.Famous lord Shiva temple (Kundaleshwar).
4. Houston Lake, Missouri: a city in Platte County, Missouri, United States. The population was 284 at the 2000 census.
5. Novrad: an anti-cough agent, whose enantiomer, Darvon, is a painkiller.
6. 5896 Narrenschiff: a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on November 12, 1982 by L. G. Karachkina at Nauchnyj.
7. Spare Time Machine: a 2007 album by Pepe Deluxé. It featured the band Husky Rescue, who fleshed out the live aspect of the record.
8. 380 (disambiguation): may refer to: The year 380 , The year 380 BC , 380 (number), the natural number , Mitsubishi 380, a family car built by Mitsubishi Motors Australia , .380 ACP, a rimless, straight-walled pistol cartridge, Airbus A380, a double-deck, four-engined airliner
9. Al Klink: an American swing jazz tenor saxophonist. Klink played with Glenn Miller from 1939 to 1942, and is heard trading solos with Tex Beneke on the most well-known version of "In the Mood".
10. Aerobic granular reactor: a type of waste treatment facility.
11. Trzebosz: a village in the administrative district of Gmina Bojanowo, within Rawicz County, Greater Poland Voivodeship, in west-central Poland.
12. Ashbritt: located in Pompano Beach, Florida, is an environmental services company providing engineering, construction management, operations/privatization, and other related services.
13. Vincente Nebrada: a Venezuelan dancer and choreographer.
14. Charles L. Allen: an American ordained Methodist minister most notable for his work as a Pastor.
15. Marcus Phillips (entertainer): an American singer/songwriter, actor, filmmaker, and breakdancer also known as Boss McGravity.
Review: Trying to create a world encompassing country album was an undertaking no person should ever do, but National Dodgeball League tried. Wandering between destinations, influences and science, this album lacks direction and focus. Kinda like the neighbor kid off his Ritalin. I recommend it for a good laugh, but don’t buy it. Just download it off the internet. No. Seriously. Stores won’t carry it.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
just wondering
how long do you have to wait to realize you’ve wasted your life? i have a feeling i knew around the age of 5 that it was going to happen.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
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